last night i got wasted at our christmas party. we had a charol singing portion of the party which pretty much coincided with my 7th and 8th beers and in between songs i started yelling "play smoke on the water!" Then i proceded to sing a solo rendition of O Holy Night, in its entirety, while doing vibrato by pulling on my neck skin. what a disaster. everyone just thought i was enjoying the holiday spirit. no no, i was plastered.

my party ended when i was trying to ice cookies with a 3 year old and managed to drop a cookie, icing side down, onto the floor. my mom then asked me to excuse my self and go up stairs to have some water and sober up. listen i had a great time. oh and by the way... i passed out at 10:30pm and neither parental unit has mentioned my antics so far today.

two thumbs up for christmas parties.