i've done nothing today. therefore, this entry doesnt have a title.

tonight i sat on the porch with my grandparents and helped my grandfather program numbers into his new motorola razr cell phone while my grandmother read some leftist magazine and announced, to me, her belief that carl rove is on, and i quote, "peyote".

in other news, i got out of bed before 2pm today. so, that was a real victory. i think my brain is beginning to atrophy. but im not sure i'm concerned.

also, mcdonalds has just unveiled their new menu item the "snack wrap". it looks EXACTLY like a chicken tender wrap from le grill. what if monica is selling grill recipes to corporate chains for profit?

last night i found pictures of kate, felt bad about myself, sat in a rocking chair on my porch watching the ocean and then slept in a hammock under my house. it was choice. the beach at night is mesmerizing and very good for extended periods of thought. and, although i had hammock-rope lines on my face until 2pm, i feel quite rejuvinated.