here's what i've done today:

7:00 - alarm goes off
7:01-7:40 - hit snooze repeatedly
7:41 - realize i'm going to be late and get up to go to the bathroom
7:41-7:47 - wash face/brush teeth/pick at face. mostly eyebrows
7:47 - 7:49 - look at clock. sigh. put on same jeans i've been wearing for week and a 1/2 and tank top
7:49 - 7:51 - wait for and take elevator downstairs. in elevator try to see if i can keep track of floor even if i'm counting out of order in my head.
7:51 - 7:54 - ride cab 6 blocks to work bc a.) i'm lazy b.) i'm late.
7:55 - arrive to work on time feeling like i stuck it to the man.
8 - 8:15 - chat with my boss about the weekend.
8:15 - 8:30 - wait for buses to arrive and cheerily greet the children.
8:30 - 9 - monitor breakfast, clean up spilled milk and shoot elitist looks at this goofy highschooler who's been volunteering here. she's way too perky.
9 - 9:45 - gather attendence, take photographer around to all the classrooms, check email and help venzalia set tables for lunch. hear, extensively, about how drunk she got this weekend. (she's wearing all pink today)
9:45-9:50 - pick pencil lead out of 6th grader's hand. try to convince venzalia that pencil lead is no longer lead but is actually graphite and as such is not poisonous and that Teh'Ray doesn't need a tetnis shot.
9:51-9:53 - continue setting up dining room
9:53 - carrie ann calls. i promptly leave dining room and find empty and secluded spot to chat. it's not actually my job to set the tables anyway.
9:53 - 10:38 - talk to carrie
10:39 - kate calls. switch lines, say hello and link carrie, kate and i.
10:40 - 11 - 3 way chat.
11-11:15 - kate goes to lunch. carrie and i continue chatting
11:15 - decide i've wasted enough time and go to find my boss so i can do some work
11:16 - 11:20 - find boss. she gives me copies to make. decide i don't want to work, but am acutally very hungry. say i'll make copies later and ask to go get lunch.
11:45 - present - LUNCH BREAK. dont bother me i've had a busy day.

i think they're paying me too much.