The Hardest Button to Button

4.25.2007

i've realized there is a direct correlation between how much i dislike someone and how many angsty self portraits they've tagged of themselves on facebook.you know the kind where you turn your head so your jaw bone protrudes and you look more attractive than you really are. the thought process that goes into tagging selfportraits is just a little too much and is almost certainly indicative of a personality type that i will prefer to spend little to no time around.

4.11.2007

yesterday i sloshed home to plantz through icy muck AND swarms of riverbugs. snow and riverbugs should not have to be dealt with concurrently. one or the other please, mother nature --- both in the same day? i think that's fucked up.

also i've started looking at weather.com like it's porn... "oh looooook.... it's 75 and sunny in _______..." the best are san diego, ft. lauderdale and dallas.

i should start looking for those stationary webcams that some cities put up bc that would be like when you find those sites with the free video clips.

this is a sign that things are getting a little desperate.

4.01.2007

so april fools day... facebook duped me i'll admit. oh well. maybe i'm an idiot. at least i got worked up over nothing.

LivePoke? really? are we sure this is a good idea? or is this an april fools joke? let's hope. this feature means that later today, or tomorrow, or next week, i could be walking to class, minding my own business, and a complete effing stranger could walk up to me and "poke" me. it's not specified where they will poke, or how hard, or how many times: which, if you ask me, leaves a whole lot of room for "artistic" license where there definitely shouldn't be ANY. this is NOT a cute "singing telegram" of the 21st century. this is an idea so laden with potential for abuse that i don't even know where to begin - so i won't. if you can't list 5 things wrong with this feature then you deserve to be "livepoked" in your damn eye.